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All I Want For Christmas: (Not) A Heartwarming Yuletide Novella
Published: July 2024
ISBN: 9780645894547 (paperback)

All I Want For Christmas

++the g’norr are your friends—welcome them—love, serve, obey++

It’s Christmastime, and a full-scale covert alien invasion is underway! Bullied back into service, retired g’norr squadleader Sneet must help claim the primitive planet Earth for the glory of the G’norr Dominion by undertaking a mission that involves brainwashing human children in preparation for the takeover…all while working undercover as a shopping mall Santa.

With the might and technology of a galaxy-spanning extraterrestrial empire pitted against a bunch of primitive juvenile primates, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right?

Right…?

Praise for All I Want For Christmas

‘Any person who has worked in retail or hospitality over a major holiday, especially Christmas, will totally empathise with Sneet’s experience attempting to infiltrate Earth during the Christmas break, bringing about battleground flashbacks, and longing for a life free from others’ lack of planning. I did enjoy Sneet’s journey to discover what courage and cowardice mean for him.’
Amazon Review

‘An engaging, quick read for adults. I may be leaving a copy out with beer and snacks for Santa this year.’
Noel Osualdini, author of Train Wreck and Other Stories